persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.
happy wheels
trust me, its not very happy
Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot
Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.
Harvest Moon: Doing virtual farm chores repeatedly.
^^^^^^
Okami: Hours of painting to fight, collecting beads, and fighting the same boss three times. Also you’re a dog.
Katamari: Get yelled at by your dad, roll a sticky ball, pick things up. Roll a bigger sticky ball, pick more things up. Get teleported by your dad’s rainbow barf. Also NANANANANANANANANANANANANANAAAAAAA!
Diablo 3: Click to kill. Click to pick up loot. Use loot so you can click on things less so you can get more loot.
Monster Hunter Tri:
Swing the sword
Swing the sword
Swing the sword
Pause in the middle of battle to resharpen blade
Swing the sword
